My new law firm is called "Scrambling, Rattled, and Bracing, P.A.".
It is a firm devoted to the project of complete control.
It helps me "scramble" to contain unexpected problems;
prevents me from getting "rattled" by unexpected threats;
and gets me "braced" in anticipation of feared outcomes.
In other words -- you guessed it -- my new law firm helps me get control
of my life. I pay it to get me ready for every eventuality.
Oddly, though, it hasn't worked as well as I had hoped.
I'm still scrambling, I still get rattled, and I spend every weekend bracing
But hey ! : I've got hopes. If I can just get a little control ...